Why am I doing this?

I have found that I am in need of a project. I also have several goals that seem to be nagging me lately. 1. I need to get in shape. Although round is a shape, it's not so much what I am looking for. 2. I need to read the Bible more. It has yet to become a vital foundation to my faith on a consistent basis. 3. I would like to write more. It's something I greatly enjoy, but simply do not make time for it.

So I have decided to take the next 90 days to simultaneously complete the P90X fitness challenge, Read the Bible in 90 Days, and Blog about my entire experience. Viola! This condenses all three goals into a single project.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Day 83

Workout- Kenpo X
Bible Reading- Romans 15 - 1 Corinthians 14

I am pretty sure that I have super powers. I know you are jealous. You might think that it is something glamorous like flying or shooting laser beams from my eyes. Let me assure, this is not the case. My power is great but it is nothing as cool as this.

What is this mystery power you ask? Well, let me tell you. I have the power to single handedly disable any computer without even trying. That's right. Put me near anything resembling a computer and I can crash it in 10 minutes flat. Amazing I know, but this is the burden I must bare. I am not sure what the problem is, but anytime I have some sort of electronic device, I will more than likely break it. If I don't actually break it, I will some how make it do ridiculous things defy even the most intelligent members of the geek squad. It is the most frustrating thing ever! The motherboard on our laptop completely died on us within less than a year of owning it. Currently the USB ports on my laptop are not functioning properly, I can never get Itunes to work right for me twice in a row, and my Ipod is acting glitchy as well. Ahhhhh!!! And here is the crazy part.... I don't do anything out of the ordinary with these devices! I go on the internet and that is all. I rarely ever download anything! I pretty much check my email, write my blog, and go on FaceBook. That is all! This should not be enough to break my computer. It's not like I am running extensive programs or downloading everything I can find. My computers should not be acting up like this. But this is the story of my life. I have a long history of broken computers in my past to prove it. I just don't know what I do to them to cause all these issues. My only conclusion that this is some sort of super human ability that I have. I must remember what Spider Man said. "With much power comes much responsibility".

-Michael

2 comments:

  1. iTunes is a crappy program. If it makes you feel any better, it never works right for me either.

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  2. It does make me feel a little better. Misery does love company.

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